Know what? I’ve made an executive decision. I don’t like Republicans. They give me a pain in the ass. I used to be polite about it but now I don’t care. Republicans are like lawyers – ten thousand under the sea would be a good start.
I happened to be listening for a moment to the AM shock-jock who has replaced Rush Limbaugh in my listening area, and he referred to the Democratic Party as the ‘Marxist-Democrat’ Party, which is how Trump referred to the Democratic Party in a fundraising letter that I received yesterday from the RNC.
Fuck all of them. Every, single one of those goddamn Republicans, okay? They’re no good and the ones who are a little bit good are still no goddamn good.
This nasty, abusive, and insulting language was introduced into the political narrative by that creep Mary Matalin, who ran the losing Bush campaign in 1992. She was the first GOP shithead who began referring to the Democratic Party as the Democrat Party, as if by dropping the ‘ic’ you were talking about a threat to public health.
Now the Democrat Party has become the Marxist Democrat Party, as if Trump or any other Republican shithead would know the difference between Karl Marx or Groucho Marx, by the way.
I think it’s time we started calling the Republican Party the Republic Party, and let’s make it even better and call it the Dumb Republic Party because that’s exactly what it is. Not just dumb, but dumb as shit. Which happens to be the way that an attorney explained the decision by his client to claim that he didn’t understand what was wrong with smashing through a window in the Capitol Building on January 6th.
Now we have the dumbest of them all, Donald Trump, who is suing Hillary Clinton, Debbie Wasserman Schultz, John Podesta and a bunch of other Marxist-Democrat functionaries to recover money that Trump allegedly spent defending himself against false allegations of Russian collusion during the 2016 campaign.
What I really love about this lawsuit is the assertion about how the Clinton campaign hired a research firm, Fusion GPS, to dig up dirt on Trump, including the infamous Steele dossier which had Trump taking a ‘golden shower’ in a Moscow hotel bed.
So here’s a guy whose campaign staff admits to having met in Trump Tower with some Russians who claimed they had all kinds of dirt on Hillary in 2016, and then sent Creep Giuliani over to Ukraine to dig up dirt on Joe. So he’s now the poor bastard who was the victim of dirt-digging campaigns?
Enough is really enough. If Republicans want to reduce politics to nothing more than calling names, it’s time for the Democratic Party to take off the gloves and stop behaving like a bunch of polite and decent folks. Want to tell me that I’m a member and supporter of the Marxist-Democrat Party? Fine. I’ll go with that. They’re all members of the Dumb-Republic Party, and I’ll be happy to meet them at the polls.
I’m not afraid to stand up and invite every, last immigrant into this country, no questions asked. I’m also not afraid to share a bathroom with someone who considers themselves to be LGBTQ. They can also get rid of the difference between men’s and women’s sports and require every school to teach CRT.
I love America for the simple reason that I can get in my car, drive five minutes down the road, walk into the local Family Dollar and buy a dozen cans of Diet Coke for ten bucks. I can also go online and request a mail-in ballot for the November election and if this results in election fraud, as long as the Democratic Party wins and the Dumb-Republic party takes it in the ass, I couldn’t care less.
All I know is that a majority of Americans now understand that there was only one national, political party which wanted everyone to be vaccinated against the Pandemic, and it wasn’t the Dumb-Republic Party, that’s for goddamn sure.