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Thank Goodness We Stole 2020.

Can you imagine what would be going on right now if we hadn’t stolen the 2020 election away from Trump?

Let’s go back to December, when Russia began massing troops on the Ukrainian border and issued a demand that Ukraine not join the NATO alliance.

Trump is on his way to Mar-a-Lago for a golfing weekend which is starting on a Wednesday, but he stops for a minute on his way across the South Lawn to announce that it really doesn’t matter whether Ukraine joins NATO because he’s pulling the U.S. out of NATO early next year.

Trump also mentions that on his way back from Florida next week he’s doing a big rally in Georgia to kick off more than 50 rallies across the country for his AIGA (America Is Great Again) campaign. The rally will be held at the Dalton Fairgrounds and will be hosted by Marjorie Taylor Greene. There will be a special section for members of the Proud Boys and Three Percenters who show up with their AR-15’s.

More than 700 shitheads have been charged with various criminal assaults and other crimes committed on January 6th, 2021, but Trump has already giving out pardons to some of those jerks over the last year and will announce some more pardons at the Dalton event.

The AIGA campaign will focus on efforts to eliminate the 22nd Amendment so that Trump can run for President again in 2024, and when asked whether he would put Marjorie Taylor Greene on the ticket as his running-mate, Trump replies, “She’s a great American, right?”

Before disappearing up the steps into Marine One for the ride out to Andrews, the President also makes two quick announcements about Ukraine. First, he is sending Rudy Giuliani to Ukraine on a ‘fact-finding’ mission because Trump wants to make sure that he really knows what’s going on, and he trusts Rudy to give him the ‘straight dope.’ Second, Jared Kushner will head up a delegation that is leaving tomorrow for meetings with members of Putin’s staff in Moscow, discussions that will pave the way for a face-to-face meeting between Putin and Trump.

What will happen at the Putin-Trump reunion? Putin may be very smart but he’s no match for the man who went to Wharton on his father’s dime and then had someone write a book for him entitled, The Art of the Deal.

Just before the Marine One door closes behind the Commander in Chief, a reporter yells out, “Mister President, shouldn’t the State Department be involved in discussions between the U.S. and the Russians?” Trump replies by giving a quick go f*** yourself flick of his head.

So, this is what we would have been dealing with today if we didn’t steal the 2020 election away from Trump. Here we are facing the most serious and threatening foreign situation since I don’t know when, and the President takes off for the weekend to play golf and leaves foreign policy in the hands of – who? – Rudy and Jared; one is an attorney who can no longer appear in a New York State court and the other is the son-in-law who wouldn’t know the difference between the Balkans and the Baltic, even if he were given the chance.

The good news, of course, is what I just wrote didn’t happen and won’t happen because a whole bunch of people from George Soros to the guy who comes up and mows my lawn got together in 2020 and stole the election from Trump. They turned in fake ballots, they discarded legitimate votes, they loaded the you-know-who’s on buses and drove them around to vote multiple times the same day.

In other words, the Democrats took seriously what Al Capone once said: “Vote early, vote often.”

I’m happy and prepared to do the same thing again in 2024.

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